Saturday, April 28, 2007
today is my first day of work. trust me, what you are going to read next is definitely more interesting than watching a horror movie. really really! you can have your money refunded if you disagree. but it will be damn long.
i was just at the fitting room, when steven came running towards me,
' call police! call police!'. of course i was SHOCKED by his tone of urgency & his flustered face. & obviously, i went to kapoh serene to find out what happened
me: eh! what happened, steven is going to call the police now.judy&serene: i dont know, there is a commotion going on outside there, everyone is gathering over there to watch it. me: huh! what happened man!serene: i dont know! i want to go out & see! me: yeah lah, one of you go out & see, then come back & tell us what happenedhowever, this mad guy was already in m&s.
he apparently made his first notice when he kept staring at my colleague.
scared, she called steven ( sales manager)
mad guy: i am the one you have been looking for all these while. come lah, come!what the?!
& at the same time, both of them actually saw blood stains on his left arm.
that was when steven rushed to call the police, then the security.
mad guy stood at the cashier by himself over there, i dont know for what.
as i didnt know, i wanted to walk over there, LUCKILY THEY STOPPED ME!
then i continued with cashier, while i heard shoutings & all
(shoutings were not heard by me, but told by my colleagues
mad guy: (gesturing to my erm, not so thin colleague) EH YOU YOU, COME HERE, COME HERE!sab: go there for what! mad guy: YOU JUST COME HERE LA YOU, FAT ASS!sab: ah, whatever la you! omg, poor ka-sab, but damn funny lah!
then i was still doing cashier when they were like
OMG OMG OMG! HE IS WALKING TOWARDS HERE ALREADY! OMG!& all of them fled except for me & the customer.
then i was like,
eh dont like that sia, i am already freaked out & scared!guess what the customer said:
eh you can freak out, but just dont give me wrong change ah!mad guy walked, & stared at this guy with his girlfriend
it
looked as though he was like:
stare what stare, want to fight issit? those kind
THANK GOD THE CUSTOMER DID NOTHING BUT PLAINLY ANSWERED SIMPLY.
then we began to 'shoo' the customers out of the store.
then the
HERO APPEARED.
HERO(customer) talked to him calmly, & the mad guy still kept giving the impression that, not happy then fight lah
& i was literally like,
MAN! dont tell me he pick on that customer can! OH NO! HOW!heng ah! police arrived & the security guards who were standing out ALL ALONG finally came in. we closed the shop in order to chase customers away.
amazingly, no violence was involved. they spoke calmly to the mad man, plus the
HERO.
GUESS WHO IS THE HERO?
me&serene: eh! who is that guy just now?
policeman: huh, who? you mean that uncle just now?us: yeah!
policeman:oh he is the COMMISSIONER OF ICAus: HUH? what is that
policeman: HUH! commissioner you all dont know?!us: eh, yeah we dont know!
policeman: meaning, in the ICA building & ICA, he is the highest, no one is in a higher post than himus: WOAH! greatly impressed.
me:eh! COMMISSIONER SHOPPING IN M&S! should have taken his signature or what sia!serene: yeah loh! this mad guy, i really am speechless about him
one moment he goes like. eh sorry ah my fault kay, my fault. sorry
then the next moment, he kept pointing middle finger & cursing at them
then he will start bowing at them, do funny actions
well, we were just afraid that he would recognise us for good,& find us one day
then finally, they brought him to the mens fitting room, while we carried on with our store operation. soon, he was handcuffed & brought out of M&S.
whew, we finally could relax!
well,meanwhile police kept coming in, as he fought with one of the caffe bar(just outside m&s) supervisior moments before he stepped into m&s, & they too, called the police.
well, i would say that i certainly felt thankful that the
HERO & steven was around.
steven didnt quite do anything, but prolly it was just the fact that a guy was around was sufficient.
he was damn funny though. he took this metal thing(metal arms we call it-to hang our clothes on) & he was like,
come come let me deal with him, this will be our defence weapon. HAHA! true, but honestly it would probably make things worse, by just carrying it infront of mad man
& this customer was even better: huh, he is mad? then just take the hanger & hit him lah!
oh wells,praise the Lord.
with an airtight alibi<3
Friday, April 27, 2007